I am sure that my body language gives off an "I am a proud pup" kind of vibe. However, it is because I am, in fact, a pup! I shih-tzu you not that a proud peacock is not at all what I was suggesting.
Do I look amused?
Or do I look angry? Like Lord Vader angry?
What? You can't take me seriously because my dark helmet is a poor fit? Well, what if I brought in some back up troops, or troopers?
I have a sneaking suspicion that they were mocking me under those helmets. Unacceptable! I find their lack of help disturbing.
I was relieved to see those costumes get put back in the bag to be returned. Phew, but why did a new bag come back into the house?
Where the hell is Obi-Wan? He is clearly my only hope!Go ahead, caption it up! Don't forget to mention the demented princess too though!
What a relief, another Halloween has passed with minimal humiliation. WHAT?!?! Halloween isn't until tomorrow?